Monthly Archives: March 2011

Fashion Felonies: Criminal Couture & the Miss Representation of Femme Fatales & Lolita Lohans

Before the fashion police go code blue waffle on their cooter’s over Lindsay Lohan’s decision to follow her BA$IC INSTINCT and don a Kimberly Ovitz’s white cocktail dress to her court hearing…Fashionasty’s going elementary debate team status on ┬áStar Tribune’s … Continue reading

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Age Was Invented By a Nutter B/C Age Ain’t Nothing Butt a Number!

This video isn’t looking into the crystal balls of ur future fashionasties, it’s about looking at the man in the mirror RIGHT NOW! These inspired iconoclasts epitomize Fashionasty to the core! They’ve created the legacy of luxxxury, and continue to … Continue reading

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Credit Card Gaybies: W.W.J.D.W? (What Would J.D. Wear?!)

Let’s TALK ABOUT BODY. Let’s talk about u and me. Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be. Let’s talk about J.D. To paraphrase J.D. Samson, “Who [ are we] to feel so free?” … Continue reading

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Thank You (Fruit) Baskets!

Fashionasty has a banana hammock full of digital x’s and o’s to hand(job) out! What better w(g)ay to (s)express my gratitude than with my own local, organic, fruity nuts?! Of course, I’m gonna wrap them up in a fruit basket … Continue reading

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Cumming Soon: Don’t Prematurely Blow Ur Fashionasty Wad!

It may look like Fashionasty has died recently… BUTT… Let’s get one thing straight/gay: The only tombstone Fashionasty will ever die 4 lives souly in the frozen pizza section… Otherwise, so long as fashionasties continue to cum out of the … Continue reading

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Underneath Ur Clothes: Panty Politixxx

Fashionasties are NEVER subtle. Eccentric, over-the-top, & unapologetic would describe us better. Butt, every D-O-Double G, has it’s day, and there are times when fashionasties want to say something, without really saying it (if you catch my drift!) That’s why, … Continue reading

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Lore of the Unicorn: Haute & Horn(y) Porn

“The unicorn is the only fabulous beast that does not seem to have been conceived out of human fears. In even the earliest references he is fierce yet good, selfless yet solitary, but always mysteriously beautiful. He could be captured … Continue reading

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