Monthly Archives: March 2011

Before the fashion police go code blue waffle on their cooter’s over Lindsay Lohan’s decision to follow her BA$IC INSTINCT and don a Kimberly Ovitz’s white cocktail dress to her court hearing…Fashionasty’s going elementary debate team status on  Star Tribune’s … Continue reading →

This video isn’t looking into the crystal balls of ur future fashionasties, it’s about looking at the man in the mirror RIGHT NOW! These inspired iconoclasts epitomize Fashionasty to the core! They’ve created the legacy of luxxxury, and continue to … Continue reading →

Let’s TALK ABOUT BODY. Let’s talk about u and me. Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be. Let’s talk about J.D. To paraphrase J.D. Samson, “Who [ are we] to feel so free?” … Continue reading →

Fashionasty has a banana hammock full of digital x’s and o’s to hand(job) out! What better w(g)ay to (s)express my gratitude than with my own local, organic, fruity nuts?! Of course, I’m gonna wrap them up in a fruit basket … Continue reading →

It may look like Fashionasty has died recently… BUTT… Let’s get one thing straight/gay: The only tombstone Fashionasty will ever die 4 lives souly in the frozen pizza section… Otherwise, so long as fashionasties continue to cum out of the … Continue reading →

Fashionasties are NEVER subtle. Eccentric, over-the-top, & unapologetic would describe us better. Butt, every D-O-Double G, has it’s day, and there are times when fashionasties want to say something, without really saying it (if you catch my drift!) That’s why, … Continue reading →

“The unicorn is the only fabulous beast that does not seem to have been conceived out of human fears. In even the earliest references he is fierce yet good, selfless yet solitary, but always mysteriously beautiful. He could be captured … Continue reading →

FashionastyWeekly: Peggy Bundy Vs. Kelly Bundy Are you a Haute Mami, or a Naught(y) Totty? Teaze ur steez, pull up ur polyester party pants, & chainsmoke til u choke… [Photo by Peter Hogan] Peggy Bundy went down to vinyl-covered couch … Continue reading →