Monthly Archives: September 2012

Fashionasty & The Weekly Hallows: Weekend Deadly Digest (Gaga, Zenon, J.K. Rowling, & 666 Park Ave)

Fashionasty Presents: Fashionasty & The Weekly Hallows: Weekend Deadly Digest (Gaga, Zenon, J.K. Rowling, & 666 Park Ave) LETTER FROM THE ANDALITE-IN-CHIEF: Dear fashionasties, Thanks to fabulous Y-O-U (and pop culture), because this past week, Fashionasty was hit me babied … Continue reading

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Tweeting With Wilhelmina Slater #NBD: Her Haute New Show “666 Park Ave” Premieres Sunday

Fashionasty Presents: Tweeting With Wilhelmina Slater #NBD: Her Haute New Show “666 Park Ave” Premieres Sunday ***HUGE DEAL*** I don’t normally like to name drop but (#oops #itsmyblog #mylife), my dear friend Vanessa and I were tweeting each other (Follow … Continue reading

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It’s Time To Play With Your Wands Under The Covers With Jesus Khrist Rowling’s New Adult Novel “The Casual Vacancy.”

[Original (F)art By: Fashionasty Jake] Fashionasty Presents: It’s Time To Play With Your Wands Under The Covers With Jesus Khrist Rowling’s New Adult Novel, “The Casual Vacancy.” SEXPECTO PATRONUM, FASHIONASTIES!: It’s September 27th and it’s time to wingardium your leviosa … Continue reading

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Zetus Lapedus Quiz: Are You Macro, Micro, Viral Or Graphic?

Fashionasty Presents: Zetus Lapedus Quiz: Are You Macro, Micro, Viral Or Graphic? OK, sorry to bother you guys, but I’m in HYSTERIA MODE MAJOR!!! After talking with Greg (SUCH a boy wonder), I can’t decide if I’m Macro (good), Micro … Continue reading

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Born This Weight: Calling Gaga Fat Won’t Make You Any Skinnier.

Fashionasty Presents: Born This Weight: Calling Gaga Fat Won’t Make You Any Skinnier. I love “fat” Gaga. I do, fashionasties. I fucking LOVE “fat” Gaga. And you should to… Because you know what?! WHO FUCKING CARES?! First of all: “Honey, you’ve … Continue reading

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The Andalite Chronicles: “I Had A Yeerk In My Ear,” Katie Holmes Tells Exclusively To Fashionasty Headquarters

[Original (f)Art by Fashionasty Jake] Fashionasty Presents: The Andalite Chronicles: “I Had A Yeerk In My Ear,” Katie Holmes Tells Exclusively To Fashionasty Headquarters WHAT VANITY FAIR DIDN’T KNOW KATIE KNEW: Katie Holmes issued an exxxclusive interview with Fashionasty Headquarters … Continue reading

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Keeping Up With The 40/40 Club: Obama [Reading Burn Book]: “What’s That Say? Kim Kardashian Is A What?” Beyoncé: Fat Whore.

[Original (f)Art by Fashionasty Jake] Fashionasty Presents: Keeping Up With The 40/40 Club: Obama [Reading Burn Book]: What’s That Say? Kim Kardashian Is A What? Beyoncé: Fat Whore. *Cue Lumidee* XOXO, © JAKE THOMPSON

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