Monthly Archives: June 2009

Queer Nation

Happy (Meal) Queer Nation Weekend, Fashionasties! Get off the internet and into the streets! Slap on something fashionasty, crack open that bottle of Patron, and celebrate the Rainbow Revolution! We expect you to be the HOT DOG that you truly … Continue reading

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Don’t Blow Ur Load

Prepare urself fashionasties. Popular five-star restaurant Burger King – famous for their flame-broiled beauties and trademarking the timeless catchphrase: “Have it Ur (G)ay” – is introducing a new Food Belly Baby that is sure to BLOW UR MIND. The renowned … Continue reading

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The Highlight(er) Of Ur Fashionasty Life

It’s a burger! It’s a hotdog blimp! No – wait!  It’s a FASHIONASTY IN NEON!!!   There is just something about sucking in the belly, and squeezing into your neon denim, that makes you feel like the Burger Queen that … Continue reading

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Coo Coo for Gaga Puffs

We hated at first to admit it…  BUTT…   We booked a one-way ticket to Gagaville.   This butterface tranny turns it out everyday and doesn’t apologize for it. That screams to the high hills of Fashionasties world wide. Keep … Continue reading

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10 Most FASHIONASTY Films of All Time

Apparently, some lame rag mag listed the Top 10 Most Fashionable Films Of All Time: 1) Breakfast at Tiffany’s 2) Clueless 3) Marie Antoinette 4) Atonement (?) 5) Almost Famous 6) Factory Girl 7) Memiors of a GAYshea 8) Changeling … Continue reading

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Metallicknasty

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s METALLIC. A vital component to living the Fashionasty lifestyle, is simply, living in the fast (food) lane (chain)…getting on the A List, spending copious amounts of money (that you don’t have), but all … Continue reading

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Think Outside The Bun

As much as we are obsessive compulsive about burgers. (Well, veggie burgers for me – I save my meat for the REAL DEAL, if you catch my drift!) Sometimes all we want is the solace of a taco. Or a … Continue reading

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