Monthly Archives: May 2011

$TREET JIZZ: Be Street. Be Meat.

Do you naught(y) wanna be alone tonite?!?!… Do you need sum street jizz in ur bougie lyfe?!?! Well…slam ur fashionasty feet on the brakes & halt at the 3-w(g)ay stop at $TREET MEAT. XXX, © JAKE THOMPSON

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☠♞✺⌂⊉⌚ ✞he Rap✞ure Is Cumming: Find Ur Inner FI5✞H ELEMEN✞ B4 I✞’s 2 La✞e ☠♞✺⌂⊉⌚

(S)exxxclusive Fashionasty “Multi-pA$$”: ☠♞✺⌂⊉⌚ ✞he Rap✞ure Is Cumming: Find Ur Inner FI5✞H ELEMEN✞ B4 I✞’s 2 La✞e ☠♞✺⌂⊉⌚ In the wurdz of Pauly Shore, or Biodome rather, “It’s the end of the world as we know it.” And no, I’m … Continue reading

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✟✟✟ RAP✟URA ✟ROPICA ✟✟✟

[Flyer by Abi Chase] Where else would u rather be when the avatars cum & apocalypse ur uprising, fashionasties?! ✟HE RAP✟URE is here/queer, butt so r we! Let’s dance until the world ends! E-mail me @ fashionastyjake@gmail.com for address!!! Theme: … Continue reading

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WHORE COU✞URE: M.C. GLAMMER & JAMBURGLAR

M.C. GLAMMER † JAMBURGLAR …had an xxxorcism Monday ni†e & birthed… WHORE COU✞URE A.K.A. these scary sisters we’ll be opening up for Nicky Click, CJ & The Dolls, & Heidi Barton Stink on June 15th!!! Cum support the Nicky Click & … Continue reading

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Deeper Understanding: Be Street. Be Meat.

[“Fried Chixxx,” Original (f)Art by Jake Thompson] Let’s get DEEPER in the fryer 2gether, fashionasties!!! New finger lickin’ fashionasties spotted at the interSEXtion of STREET & MEAT. Check it out here/queer to see if ur biscuits made the basket!!! XXX, … Continue reading

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Cinco De (Patti) Mayo(nnaise): †equila!

Rather than Guadalajara-ing your poncho and p(f)artaking in some of the racist festivities u will most likely encounter in downtown today fashionasties, celebrate Cinco de (Patti) Mayo(nnaise) instead with: dah dun dah dah dah dun dun dun… †EQUILA!!! (And Doug … Continue reading

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Haute Dawgz: Be Street. Be Meat.

There’s a buttload of new scativity going on at the corner of STREET and MEAT. So I suggest u feed ur hunger pain and feast ur eyes/thighs over here/queer! Check to c if ur condiments have been smeared all ovah … Continue reading

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