Monthly Archives: February 2011

Dirty (Queer) Love: Seven Minu†es In Johnny Weir Heaven

Towanda, Sissy, & I – being the Real Housewives of Hennepin County (ΔLPHΔ FΔGS) that we are – decided to dip our chips in a velveeta roadtrip to Madison, WI last night. (LAST NIGHT = JAN 18 – JUST GOT … Continue reading

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Born †his Filipino: Maria Full of Grace

Fashionasties should ALWAYS follow their (wet) dreams… &… If there’s a filipino at the Vegas Lounge, you should really just put a kibosh on ur karaoke slosh. Kidding, kidding! (Not really.) Pinoy Pride World Wide, © JAKE THOMPSON

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Basketball Diarrheas: Warming The Bench & Slam Dunking The Style Stench

Normally I like bells. Saved By The Bell…Taco Bell…Patti LaBelle…bell hooks…Belle & Sebastian…bells & whistles…etc.etc.etc. Butt starting second semester of sixth grade – I DETESTED the sound of bells before gym class. It meant an entire hour of forced hetero-masculine … Continue reading

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Pent(agram)Haus Of WI†CHKRΔF†: Exorcising Ur Fashionasty Closet

To paraphrase Rockwell’s version of Whitney Houston’s ‘There’s a Stranger In My Haus’ AKA ‘Somebody’s Watching Me’: “Do you always feel like ur in the twilight zone, fashionasties?” Don’t even THINK about double click dipping that mouse, fashionasites! Don’t be … Continue reading

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Scrunchy Meats Girl: Fashionasty Hairapy

Whale-spouts. Side-ponies. French-twists. Sigh. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them…. Are your dead fashionasty follicles suffering from this bad winterance, fashionasties? Well, you’ve cum to the RIGHT DIGITAL SALON. FASHIONASTY HAIRAPY. If you’re like me, u either haven’t … Continue reading

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FashionastyWeekly Who Whore It Better: Barbies Vs. Trolls

Welcum to the first edition of FashionastyWeekly ~A non-bra-fit digital publication~ featuring my first (stripper) poll: WHO WHORE IT BETTER: BARBIES VS. TROLLS My fashionasty fascination started with these pioneering plastic pilgrims around three years old when I use to … Continue reading

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Equestrannyian Horse Humpers: Hooves Got The Look?

Hay fashionasty dudes! You know the (s)expression: Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy? Well grab a ($$$)bail of barley bareback & watch the dopplegangbanger of said (s)expression flip it & reverse it: HORSES. I’ll be the first to admit I … Continue reading

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