Monthly Archives: June 2011

FA$HIONA$TY ™ PRIDE ™ GUIDE ™ FA$HIONA$TY ™ PRIDE ™ GUIDE ™ FA$HIONA$TY ™ PRIDE ™ GUIDE ™

Here’s/queer’s ur FA$HIONA$TY PRIDE ™ GUIDE ™ for this upcumming weekend: THUR$ – $AT: Magikal purrformance by Paco LaMay: FRYGAY NITE: Tropical Goth tri-hosted by Beauty. Glamour. Grace: The Real HausWives of Hennepin County. If you missed us @ the … Continue reading

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Absentee Landlord: Meating Johnny Waters

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“Nuit Blanche”: Y2K Ploy???

Did U wind up @ the Stone Arch Bridge watching ur friend revisit her soft shell crab tacos at 4AM??? WE DID. Did anybody witness any of the spectaculars??? WE DIDN’T. This sums up our night: XXX, © JAKE THOMPSON

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Emphasizing Magic @ SooVac: Fashionasty Facepainting

As always, fashionasties never arrive xxxactly on time, (queer-time & filipino-time are interchangeable clockxxxs that I run my fashionasty life by) therefore, u’d never expect to see my fashionasty posts strike at the stroke of the (power) hour. So naturally, … Continue reading

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WHOR3 COU✞UR3: B WHOR3. B COU✞UR3.

WHOR3 COU✞UR3: Starring MC GLAMMER ✞ JAMBURGLAR 2ni✞3, we open for NICKY CLICK, CJ + THE DOLLS, & HEIDI BARTON STINK. DJ Marf Brooks will be spinnin’ toonz 2 get ur hiney hyped! Cum out of the fashionasty closet & support … Continue reading

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Bikini Kill: Maria’s Haute Tub Fashion Tips

[Maria “bikini kills” it!] [Photo by Crystal Meisinger] A bikini-billion times more graceful than Sarah Jessica Parker hosting the VMA’s in 2000, Maria threw a hot tub party at the Pine Cone Castle last week and had more wardrobe changes … Continue reading

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Welcum 2 The PunishmentHaus & How ABC’s “Cruel Intentions” Makes Them A (Dawn) Wiener: Ugly Betty >>> Glee

Normally I luv wieners. Dawn Wiener. Wiener dogs in little sweaters. Beer brats in a bun. Add some kimchee or sauerkraut & I’ll be the bologna in ur Wonderbread any d(g)ay! Butt, an article came out of the digital closet last … Continue reading

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