Monthly Archives: July 2012

Happy Girthday Potter: Harry Turns 32

[“Freudian Sl(ytherin)ip: When Harry Met Jake,” Original (f)Art by Jake] Fashionasty Presents: Happy Girthday Potter: Harry Turns 32 According to J(esus) K(hrist) Rowling, Harry was born on July 31st, 1980, which would make the boi who jizzed 32, today! Oh … Continue reading

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Who W(h)ore It Better: Furby 2012 Edition Vs. Fashionasty

Fashionasty Presents: Who W(h)ore It Better: Furby 2012 Edition Vs. Fashionasty XOXO, © JAKE THOMPSON

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#TEAM BELLA: Tempted By The Fruit Of Another: KSTEW = GIRL P✿WER

*DISCLA(I)M(M)ER: I ain’t condonin’ an ALL-U-CAN-CHEAT-BUFFET, I’m simply voicing the growing concern for the double standard girl-on-girl h8 aka #twatlights. KTHNXLUVU. Fashionasty Presents: #TEAM BELLA: Tempted By The Fruit Of Another: KSTEW = GIRL P✿WER KSTEW, I HAFF 1 THANG … Continue reading

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It’s 2 Early 4 That Dress: Ugly-Cry-Along Songs: OKStupid’s Mixtape

[Photo taken by Elliot Jobe, Text by Haus Of Fashionasty] Fashionasty Presents: It’s 2 Early 4 That Dress: Ugly-Cry-Along Songs: OKStupid’s Mixtape Like OMG, OKStupid cuntinues to mark her TERRORitori spelling all over Fashionasty Headquarters AS IF it’s her own … Continue reading

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THAT’S SO RAVER: Raven-Symone’s “#RAVERS” = Best Fan Nickname

Fashionasty Presents: THAT’S SO RAVER: Raven-Symone’s “#RAVERS” = Best Fan Nickname Lil Monsters, Beliebers, Barbs & Kens, The Navy, & Kitty Purries, SASHAY AWAY… It’s recently come to Fashionasty Headquarters’ attention that there is a NEW fan nickname in town … Continue reading

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Suri Cruise Science FanFiction: “Despite Of My Rage, I Am Still Just A Rat In A Cage.”

Fashionasty Presents: Suri Cruise Science FanFiction: “Despite Of My Rage, I Am Still Just A Rat In A Cage.” “Fruit cup, or fruit plate?” Emerging from behind a menu at the Ace Hotel’s lobby restaurant, Suri, radiating apathetic bliss, exhales, … Continue reading

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♡ Just A G(wen)irl: Happy GWEN – I Mean – NO DOUBT Day! ♡

Fashionasty Presents: ♡ Just A G(wen)irl: Happy GWEN – I Mean – NO DOUBT Day! ♡ Settle down, fashionasties: THE WAIT IS OVER! No Doubt released their single today: CLICK HERE/QUEER 2 LISTEN!!! I’ve always wanted to be Gwen. Who didn’t?! … Continue reading

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