Monthly Archives: August 2009

TRUE LIFE: I’M ON A SAFARI

Unicorn Power meats Zebra Power on a safari built for two at Santos Party House. It shouldn’t be a (birthday suit) surprise to fashionasties world wide that ANIMAL PRINT is a staple go-to, ready-to-wear, second skin for going out and … Continue reading

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U R WHUT U DRINK

Ponder me this Fashionasties…when you suck in your j-e-l-l-o, and pull up your party pants for a night of mayhem on the town, what is your drink of choice when you roll up in the club (sandwich)? Long Island Ice … Continue reading

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TRANOREXIC

“Excuse me Mr. Officer, I didn’t mean to get into a gender bender…” More often than not, we here at Glitter Nation get asked the question, “Are you a boy, or are you a girl?” while stomping in our street … Continue reading

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STINKY PINKY AND THE BRAIN

Fashionasties got to have eachother’s backs 20-ho-7-365. If you have a special (ed) friendship like we do here at Glitter Nation Headquarters, you not only finish eachother’s thoughts, sentences, and five dollar footlong sandwiches…you also incorporate similiar themes, colors, and … Continue reading

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Spotted!

Oops! Glitter Nation did it yet again: We ran into the real life, true life, SCATMAN JOE!  On the fateful morning after (pill) of America’s birthday, drunken fashionasties wake up from their burger coffins with one thing on their mind: … Continue reading

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CLA$$Y VS. TRA$HY

From time to time, Fashionasties will find themselves in Alphabet City at 4 AM on their 3rd to 12th cocktail (emphasis on COCK – if you catch my drift)…  Just make sure you follow this simple rule: KEEP IT CLA$$Y … Continue reading

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She-Wolf A.K.A. She-Taco

Is Shakira the scat-of-the-moon?! It’s pretty obvious that this saucy Columbian condiment likes it whenever, wherever. However, this little cheesy fiesta potato threw us for a(n onion ring) loop when she goes Lesbionix in her newest (and juiciest, bacon double) … Continue reading

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