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About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.

Summertime Sadness: Regarding the Pain of Others

XOXO, © JAKE THOMPSON @JakeGThompson

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Binders Full Of No: OKStupid’s “VOTE NO” PSA

NEW SITE COMING VERY SOON! (PROMISE!) IN THE MEANTIME PLZE WATCH/SHARE/VOTE NO! XOXO, © JAKE THOMPSON @FASHIONASTY

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Fashionasty Sabbatical: Sandi Griffin’s Orders

Fashionasty Presents: Fashionasty Sabbatical: Sandi Griffin’s Orders You’ve read correctly fashionasties. And the Fashion Club has spoken: Fashionasty Headquarters is taking a Fashionasty Sabbatical. Sandi Griffin’s orders, I’m afraid… BUT IT’S TOTALLY OKAY, FASHIONASTIES! HELL-O. It’s because Fashionasty is getting … Continue reading

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Got Doubt?: Don’t! No Doubt’s “Push & Shove” Stands & Delivers

Fashionasty Presents: Got Doubt?: Don’t! No Doubt’s “Push & Shove” Stands & Delivers GET OUT YOUR BINDI’S FASHIONASTIES, IT’S ABOUT TO GET N(ERD)O DOUBT NASTY! OK. So like, IDK where everyone stands on No Doubt’s new album, but I know … Continue reading

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Cher & Dionne’s High School Reunion: Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Whatever.

Fashionasty Presents: Cher & Dionne’s High School Reunion: Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Whatever. OK, so like I know I’m making back 2 back Clueless posts (but you don’t understand, it’s an ALAIA!) But you HAVE to give serious snaps to Enterntainment … Continue reading

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Somethin’ ‘Bout Romney: Year Of Hype. Only 3900 Sold.

Fashionasty Presents: Somethin’ ‘Bout Romney: Year Of Hype. Only 3900 Sold. Look, I KNOW it’s anti-bullying month, but this isn’t even SLAMMING Baby Kreay. I loved ‘Gucci Gucci.’ I’m just borrowing pop culture to make an analogy. OK?! Anyways: LAST … Continue reading

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R.S.V.P.residential Debates 2012: Obama Vs. Romney

Fashionasty Presents: R.S.V.P.residential Debates 2012: Obama Vs. Romney Firstly: Happy October 3rd, fashionasties: Secondly: Want to follow my drunken tirade tonight on twitter? @FASHIONASTY Thirdly: Can Knope just win already? Fourthly: OK, so like right now for example, the 2012 … Continue reading

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Hermione Granger: “Draco Malfoy Broke My Heart.”

Fashionasty Presents: Hermione Granger: “Draco Malfoy Broke My Heart.” As must as I wish this was fanfic fashionasties, it’s not. THE PERKS OF BEING A MANDRAKE: Emma Watson revealed this week that “between the ages of ten to tweleve I … Continue reading

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NEW ENGLAND VAMPYR PANIC: Fashionasty’s Jake Reveals Secret Love Affair With Spike

Fashionasty Presents: NEW ENGLAND VAMPYR PANIC: Fashionasty’s Jake Reveals Secret Love Affair With Spike OK, so like, the Smithsonian Magazine put out THIS ARTICLE about how 200 years after the Salem Witch trials, the people of Griswold, CT admitted they believed … Continue reading

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Make A Deal With Your TV: Hail A Cab To 666 Park Avenue ASAP! It’s A Must-See!

Fashionasty Presents:  Make A Deal With Your TV: Hail A Cab To 666 Park Avenue ASAP! It’s A Must-See! ABC’s “666 Park Avenue” premiered tonight. And how OBSESSED are we?! I love Fall. The leaves, the pumpkin spice lattes (hold … Continue reading

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