Monthly Archives: August 2012

Who W(h)ore It Better: Lady Gaga Vs. Fashionasty 3

[Gaga in Amsterdam – August, Fashionasty in LA – April] Fashionasty Presents: Who W(h)ore It Better: Lady Gaga Vs. Fashionasty 3 Mother MaryJane – I mean – Monster, took hits off Amsterdam’s beaver this past week during her Born This … Continue reading

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Happy 1 Year West Memphis 3: “I Walked Off Death Row Exactly One Year Ago Today.” – Damien Echols

“Usually what people don’t understand, they try to destroy or ridicule. Try to make it look bad or wrong.” – a then 18 year old Damien Echols Fashionasty Presents: Happy 1 Year West Memphis 3: “I Walked Off Death Row … Continue reading

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Who W(h)ore It Better: Miley Cyrus’s New Haircut Vs. Fashionasty?

Fashionasty Presents: Who W(h)ore It Better: Miley Cyrus’s New Haircut Vs. Fashionasty? NO SHADE: If you’re not rocking lesbian hair in 2012, WHAT. THE. FUCK. YOU. DOIN’?! YOU GO GORL. XOXO, © JAKE THOMPSON

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Cher Horowitz’s R.S.V.Pussy Riot Letter: “If We Can Just Get To The Kitchen And Rearrange Some Things.”

Fashionasty Presents: Cher Horowitz’s R.S.V.Pussy Riot Letter: “If We Can Just Get To The Kitchen And Rearrange Some Things.” So…ok…like right now for example…Pussy Riot needs to be freed from Russia… ~Cher Horowitz~ philanthropist, fashionasty icon, and president-in-training bra, wrote … Continue reading

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Posh Spice FanFiction: “I Guess I Can Squeeze The Olympics In.”

“I guess I can squeeze the Olympics in…” – a mass text reads sent out to Ginger, Scary, Sporty, and Baby Spice. After tedious weeks of meticulous planning, the four girls thought Posh Spice would be a little bit more … Continue reading

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True Hollywood Story: The Spice Bus

[Original (f)Art By Fashionasty Jake] Fashionasty Presents: True Hollywood Story: The Spice Bus Besides AbFab & goddess-in-training Gabby Douglas, the most memorable moment of the Summer Olympics at Fashionasty Headquarters was (yeah, duh) THE SPICE GIRLS REUNION!!!! Don’t fall off … Continue reading

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CAREER WITCH: Azealia Banks New PSA For Witches: Melts In Our Mouths, Not In The Water

Fashionasty Presents: CAREER WITCH: Azealia Banks’ New PSA For Witches: Melts In Our Mouths, Not In The Water BOM WICCA WOW WOW: Witch hoptress Azealia Banks proves in her new video that real witches walk on water. You WISH your … Continue reading

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