Monthly Archives: September 2011

Sweater Sychology: Get Ur Fall Knit Fixxx Fed & Ur Sweater Palms (Sp)read

Are you in one big room full of bad stitches, fashionasties?!?! [“Sweaturdz Screengrabz,” Original (F)art by Jake Thompson] It’s OK lil nasties (I think that’s fashionasty’s “lil monsters” btw), put down the cable knitt and pull up the cat nip. … Continue reading

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Kreepin’ Up On The KarKrashians: Trans Phatty Phobixxx

U know Fashionasty Headquarter’s thoughts on the KarKrashians: here’s/queer’s a previous post I did about Kim: Kreeping Up On The KarKrashians: How “Gaydar” Is A Biggie Phata Morgana & Makes U Look Fabulously Douchey Well, well, well, looks like Kim cuntinues … Continue reading

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▼▼▼Pinky▼▼▼ & No Brain: Genius ▼s Insane

  Pepto-pink hair has been overflowing the toilet bowl of various pop tarts the past couple of months – namely – Katy “I try so hard” Perry. She’ll be scene diarrhea-ing on newstands cum October as the covergrrl for InStyle … Continue reading

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The Boi Who Jizzed: Fashionasty & The Se7ven Deadly (White) Zins / Deathly (W)horecruxxxes

Fashionasty Presents: The Boi Who Jizzed: Fashionasty & The Se7ven Deadly (White) Zins / Deathly (W)horecruxxxes Y’know what? I love Harry Potter. I also love white zin. So Y(SL) naught(y) combine the two?! I FINALLY sat down with Rita Skeeter … Continue reading

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€αґт♄ ℐη☂ґü∂εґṧ: Fashionasty Top Ei8ht ☾ountdown: 3rd Rock From The ☼

Fashionasty Presents: Fashionasty Top Ei8ht ☾ountdown: 3rd Rock From The ☼ Series finales always make me really upset. I don’t know if it’s because the characters are convincing me of their convictions and I have to say “good bye”, or … Continue reading

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The Lady Is A Vamp: Bella Swan’s Unplanned Parenthood & The Color Fuschia

Fashionasty Headquarters Presents: The Lady Is A Vamp: Bella Swan’s Unplanned Parenthood & The Color Fuschia To paraphrase Creedence Clearwater Revival, “Don’t go (watch THI$ trailer on Gawker) home(o) tonight, there’s a bad (new) moon on the rise.” ***And when … Continue reading

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