Monthly Archives: January 2011

Fashionasty ♥’s Elliot Jobe: Holding Out 4 A Gyro

Posted on January 29, 2011 by fashionastyjake

In the words of Party Girl’s Mary: “Can I have a falafel with hot sauce, a side order of Baba Ghanoush and a seltzer, please?” And this happy meal wouldn’t be complete without a Gyro-sized THANK YOU to Elliot Jobe! … Continue reading →

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Absolutely Fashionastylous: Jason & Alexis’ AbFab Pick!

Posted on January 28, 2011 by fashionastyjake

A biggie-sized THANK YOU to Alexis Thompson & Jason Matheson of myTalk’s Jason & Alexis for picking Fashionasty as ur AbFab pick of the day! Who me??? Thanxxx you two! I think you’re both absolutely fashionastylous too! XOXO, © JAKE … Continue reading →

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GΔGΔ’s Born †his Gay: Orientalizing A Bad Chola-mance

Posted on January 28, 2011 by fashionastyjake

If you don’t tweet this twat, then you should. Our Meatpacking Mother Monster gave us an appeteazer of “Born This W(G)ay”  at last year’s VMA’s. I loved the sound byte. It was tasty! Queer it is for those of you … Continue reading →

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Fashionasty $tore

Posted on January 27, 2011 by fashionastyjake

…is cumming to an etsy site near you! If you want to get some haute fashionasty finds and you clicked on the shop link and there was no fab, just drab: NEVER FEAR. Fashionasty finds are near. And queer. And … Continue reading →

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Naught(y) “Demented,” Just D-I-V-I-N-E: How U Can Never Be “2 PHAT”

Posted on January 26, 2011 by fashionastyjake

This (sc)article: In Praise of Demented Fashion Icons is pretty poopy if you scat me… Al though I’m happy (meal) that John Water’s Divine is getting the credit she deserves…I’m having (female) trouble with three things: 1) putting Gaga’s (u know … Continue reading →

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Tabatha Takes Over FashionastyTV

Posted on January 26, 2011 by fashionastyjake

Check out FashionastyTV to see Tabatha take over: Thanxxx Tabatha! Fashionasty loves you! XOXO, © JAKE THOMPSON  

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Amanda Tanen IS “Whaaattt’s Haute!”

Posted on January 26, 2011 by fashionastyjake

Here at Fashionasty Headquarters, I think Amanda Tanen IS “What’s Haute.” Ugly Betty’s departure in Spring 2010 was not only an unfortunate day in the TV world, butt also in the devoted and dedicated hearts of fashionasties across the glitter … Continue reading →

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Fran Fine: Citizen of the Fashionasty World / Queen of Flushings

Posted on January 26, 2011 by fashionastyjake

Thanks to my grrrl, Amalia of Double Vision for the head’s up…and TRUST ME when I say this one is a butt load of head. Or rather the hair on top of the head. You’re gonna need all the Aquanet … Continue reading →

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Gaga Don’t Speak German, Butt I Can If U Like: Stellen Vom Saftigen In Meinem “Lucy” / Putting the Juicy in my Lucy

Posted on January 25, 2011 by fashionastyjake

Lieben sie sie oder verlassen sie sie / (Luv her or leave her), butt our Lady Gagalupe is stellen vom saftigen in meinem “lucy” / putting the juicy in my Lucy. She’s compiled all my favorite things: (Germany [burger birthing … Continue reading →

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Franny Mattel

Posted on January 24, 2011 by fashionastyjake

Bettah than a Spice doll… ║▌│█│║▌║││█║▌║▌║║, © JAKE THOMPSON

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