Monthly Archives: November 2010

Fran Tawk Show

Lookie who’s gettin’ her own daytime tawk show at the tail end of November: the fashionastiest of the 90’s! Fran Drescher XOXO, © JAKE THOMPSON

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Hairy Potheads & the Deadly Bowels Pt. 1

It’s that time of month, fashionasties: Are you bleeding as much as we are over the premiere of Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Part 1. Butt be careful, watch out for Voldemort – he can smell your beef curtains … Continue reading

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Fornicrafting with Jerri Blank

Boi do I have a TREAT for you, fashionasties! I met TRU LIFE: JERRI BLANK at a book signing at the corporate library stables, Barnes & Noble. Her new book, “Simple Times; Crafts for Poor People,” hit stands in Manhattan, … Continue reading

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Pee Wee Birthday to Me!

Another year older, but not another year wiser, fashionasties! Robyn Craddles surprised me for my big 2-4, by taking me to see Pee Wee Herman on Broadway! Talking furniture, a wacky tacky storyline, and the most fashionasty costumes the world … Continue reading

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HELLOWEEN

Do know where ur kids are? Neither do we… I don’t even really remember last night, okay, fashionasties. This is how I ended my night: Watever. It was my birthday, hello. In the words of Blink 182, what’s our age … Continue reading

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Williamsburg S.V.U.

I’m so exxxcited… I’m so scarred… I’M UR WORST NIGHTMARE BROOKLYN, WATCH OUT!!!!!! XOXO, © JAKE THOMPSON

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Michael Myers as told by Beyonce Knowles-Carter

Pose for the camera now, click, click! XOXO, © JAKE THOMPSON

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