“Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young.”
Originally from Minneapolis, the concept of Fashionasty was birthed after I was photographed for a style blog at 20 years old. Publicly scrutinized for looking like “Nanny Fine,” I learned early on the arrogant retardation that cums with fashion. And more importantly, fashion bitches.
During a three year stint in NYC, working on the hit ABC TV show, “Ugly Betty,” I had a glitter epiphany that I, too, could – and was – the real life Betty Suarez. Clashing patterns, loud colors, & a knack for over accessorizing became second nature to me.
Fashionasty is about keepin’ the nasty on our clothes, not each other! It’s inexpensive, all inclusive, and totally accessible. There is no gender, politics, or price tag! It’s about being – and feeling – fabulous 24/7/365 days out of a glitter calendar, with no apologies (and never paying full price!)
Screw TLC’s Stacy & Clinton for telling you what not to wear, I say WHY THE HELL NOT WEAR?! If you like mixing paisley with animal print, leather with lace, Chanel with fur, gold lamé with cashmere, join the club (sandwich)!
I’m here to build your burger confidence, fashionasties! Your half-way haus to feeling and looking haute when no one – including urself – thinks so. You are fabulous, unique, and gorgeous ALWAYS no matter what all the haterz say. You only live once, and it’s about damn time we stop being polite, and start getting fashionasty! Cum out of the closet with me and see for yourself!
I’ve recently moved back to the Mini Apple from the Biggie Apple and I’m desperate to meat you!
So raise ur fashionasty freak flag and join the movement. Thanxxx for stopping by!
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