“Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young.”

Brains, brawn, & beauty behind the magic – founder/editor – Jake Thompson has always had style, flair, & a love affair with borderline ugly fashion.

Originally from Minneapolis, the concept of Fashionasty was birthed after I was photographed for a style blog at 20 years old. Publicly scrutinized for looking like “Nanny Fine,” I learned early on the arrogant retardation that cums with fashion. And more importantly, fashion bitches.

During a three year stint in NYC, working on the hit ABC TV show, “Ugly Betty,” I had a glitter epiphany that I, too, could – and was – the real life Betty Suarez. Clashing patterns, loud colors, & a knack for over accessorizing became second nature to me.

Fashionasty is about keepin’ the nasty on our clothes, not each other! It’s inexpensive, all inclusive, and totally accessible. There is no gender, politics, or price tag! It’s about being – and feeling – fabulous 24/7/365 days out of a glitter calendar, with no apologies (and never paying full price!)

Screw TLC’s Stacy & Clinton for telling you what not to wear, I say WHY THE HELL NOT WEAR?! If you like mixing paisley with animal print, leather with lace,  Chanel with fur, gold lamé with cashmere, join the club (sandwich)!

I’m here to build your burger confidence, fashionasties! Your half-way haus to feeling and looking haute when no one – including urself – thinks so. You are fabulous, unique, and gorgeous ALWAYS no matter what all the haterz say. You only live once, and it’s about damn time we stop being polite, and start getting fashionasty! Cum out of the closet with me and see for yourself!

I’ve recently moved back to the Mini Apple from the Biggie Apple and I’m desperate to meat you!

So raise ur fashionasty freak flag and join the movement. Thanxxx for stopping by!


Jake Thompson

Other digital publications by Jake in conjunktion with Fashionasty include:

Street Meat



3 Responses to About

  1. Mallory says:

    Jake I am so proud of you!! I don’t know if you remember me, buts its Mallory Richards from MVHS. I am so glad you are happy to be who you are and that you are supporting and encouraging everyone to do the same.

    love what you are doing and I hope everything is going well


  2. Brynn says:

    JAKE!! I saw you in one of the Vita.mn issues and was so excited! I’m glad to hear that you are doing well! You were my first friend at Hamline and you will always have a place in my heart! ❤

  3. brittney sandoval says:

    Love your site!!! The meaning behind it is awesome!! I met you at the Fran signing!!!! (: hope all is well!!!

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