Monthly Archives: February 2012

Lindsay, radiating beauty, places her diet red bull on her boudior and goes through her phone book on her pink razor. “Lorne, I wanna host SNL on March 3rd.” Beaming from the good news, she bites her beauty mark on … Continue reading →

Dearest fashionasties, What’s grosser than watching back-2-back episodes of Boy Meets World (in a tube-top) with a family-size bag-o-nacho-cheesier doritoes for one?! ROSEANNE. Butt take this statement with a grain of himalayan sea salt, fashionasties. We embrace GROSS here/queer at … Continue reading →

Fashionasty Headquarters Presents: Smell’s Like Teen Spirit (Stick): Happy Girthday Kurt! ReMiNdeR-MiNd-ReAdEr: B4 we get this p(f)arty started, here’s/queer’s another post about teen dream phasion I did this past summer: TeeN dReAm PhAnTaSy PhAsHi☯n: sɥɔʇıʍq uɥəəʇ U, the reader: “Here/Queer … Continue reading →

Fashionasty Headquarters Presents: Who’s Number 1ne???: Lil Kim >>> Nicki Minaj Just (sausage) in case u may have missed it… This was my initial reaction: And then I was all: Now, I’m like: Forgive me Father, for I have white-zinned…Butt … Continue reading →

Where do broken hearts go, fashionasties?! Fashionasty Headquarters, of course! I know this post cums well past it’s (s)exxxpiration date but I think that I wanted 2 dance with somebody, and that somebody was my thoughts for awhile. I had … Continue reading →