NEW ENGLAND VAMPYR PANIC: Fashionasty’s Jake Reveals Secret Love Affair With Spike


Fashionasty Presents:
NEW ENGLAND VAMPYR PANIC:
Fashionasty’s Jake Reveals Secret Love Affair With Spike

OK, so like, the Smithsonian Magazine put out THIS ARTICLE about how 200 years after the Salem Witch trials, the people of Griswold, CT admitted they believed vampires came back to life to haunt the living. Um…WHATEVER.

More importantly, I have something to confess, fashionasties. I haven’t been ENTIRELY honest with you. You see, I’m a techno pagan and practicing witch (shout out to Nancy Downs! Rachet Witches make the world go round!):


…and I know it’s like against the rules of feminism to date a vampyre…but like, four score and sevyn centuries ago, I met a vampyre names Spike.


I’m sorry, but in the words of Azealia Banks, like “keep a boo dressed down to her louboutins” because HELLO:

Like, right?


Truth be told, I always knew he’d come back to me…#comingoutofmycoffin. So that’s the REAL story fashionasties. No need to get your panties in a vampyre panic.

This post approved by the white witch:

XOXO,

© JAKE THOMPSON
@fashionasty

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About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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