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Binders Full Of No: OKStupid’s “VOTE NO” PSA

NEW SITE COMING VERY SOON! (PROMISE!) IN THE MEANTIME PLZE WATCH/SHARE/VOTE NO! XOXO, © JAKE THOMPSON @FASHIONASTY

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Fashionasty Sabbatical: Sandi Griffin’s Orders

Fashionasty Presents: Fashionasty Sabbatical: Sandi Griffin’s Orders You’ve read correctly fashionasties. And the Fashion Club has spoken: Fashionasty Headquarters is taking a Fashionasty Sabbatical. Sandi Griffin’s orders, I’m afraid… BUT IT’S TOTALLY OKAY, FASHIONASTIES! HELL-O. It’s because Fashionasty is getting … Continue reading

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NEW ENGLAND VAMPYR PANIC: Fashionasty’s Jake Reveals Secret Love Affair With Spike

Fashionasty Presents: NEW ENGLAND VAMPYR PANIC: Fashionasty’s Jake Reveals Secret Love Affair With Spike OK, so like, the Smithsonian Magazine put out THIS ARTICLE about how 200 years after the Salem Witch trials, the people of Griswold, CT admitted they believed … Continue reading

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Fashionasty & The Weekly Hallows: Weekend Deadly Digest (Gaga, Zenon, J.K. Rowling, & 666 Park Ave)

Fashionasty Presents: Fashionasty & The Weekly Hallows: Weekend Deadly Digest (Gaga, Zenon, J.K. Rowling, & 666 Park Ave) LETTER FROM THE ANDALITE-IN-CHIEF: Dear fashionasties, Thanks to fabulous Y-O-U (and pop culture), because this past week, Fashionasty was hit me babied … Continue reading

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CAREER WITCH: Azealia Banks New PSA For Witches: Melts In Our Mouths, Not In The Water

Fashionasty Presents: CAREER WITCH: Azealia Banks’ New PSA For Witches: Melts In Our Mouths, Not In The Water BOM WICCA WOW WOW: Witch hoptress Azealia Banks proves in her new video that real witches walk on water. You WISH your … Continue reading

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UNPRETTY IS THE NEW PRETTY: OKSTUPID’S PSA WORLD PREMIERE

XOXO, © JAKE THOMPSON

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Happy Girthday Potter: Harry Turns 32

[“Freudian Sl(ytherin)ip: When Harry Met Jake,” Original (f)Art by Jake] Fashionasty Presents: Happy Girthday Potter: Harry Turns 32 According to J(esus) K(hrist) Rowling, Harry was born on July 31st, 1980, which would make the boi who jizzed 32, today! Oh … Continue reading

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