Lindsay, radiating beauty, places her diet red bull on her boudior and goes through her phone book on her pink razor. “Lorne, I wanna host SNL on March 3rd.” Beaming from the good news, she bites her beauty mark on her upper lip, and turns to Terry who’s smoking a cigarette on the white linen provided on the beds at the Chateau. “I can’t take photos like this anymore, Terry.”
Don’t even front, y’all know it’s fetch times ten zillion that Lilo is back in the bizzz.
© JAKE THOMPSON