Who’s Number 1ne???: L1L K1M >>> N1ck1 M1naj


Fashionasty Headquarters Presents:
Who’s Number 1ne???:
Lil Kim >>> Nicki Minaj

Just (sausage) in case u may have missed it…

This was my initial reaction:


And then I was all:


Now, I’m like:


Forgive me Father, for I have white-zinned…Butt honest-2-G, watching that haute mess-erole pop outta the toaster, I’d do anything for a Lil Kim poster.


Everybody scrambles a baker’s dozen of Hussein Chalayan-sized eggs at Gaga for being derivative of MDNA. Butt, then again, the Queen of Pop hired Minaj – who we here/queer at Fashionasty Headquarters can (lip)sync that Roman Zolanski & the “Barbies” totes jock The Notorious K.I.M.’s steez.


Lil Kim is Custom Made. She, like Lagerfeld, Ralph Lauren, you, yes, Y-O-U, transformed her own life by creating her own world and invited us to live in it.
A true fashionasty…


She branded herself. Literally! She stamped her own approval and proved to people that she too, could be a blonde. (A recent platinum myself, I will be doing a Fashionasty post on Blonde As Power: Unnatural Natural & Freaks of Naughty-Bi-Curious Nature in the not-2-distant futuro…)

XXX,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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