I love “fat” Gaga.
I do, fashionasties.
I fucking LOVE “fat” Gaga.
And you should to…
Because you know what?!
First of all:
Seriously. Shout out to any bitch who can literally pack it on and simultaneously not give a fuck while draping themselves in expensive furs. Like, none of your favs would…
Secondly: WHY ARE YOU ALL SUCH SKEEZES?
We gotta stop acting like “FAT” is a bad thing!!! The only time “fat” and “Gaga” should be in the same sentence are how fat her blunts are AMIRITE?!
The world is mean enough. And under all the wigs, all the gimmicks…believe it or not, there’s a human being under that salted meat dress.
(I KNOW…I don’t like slash agree with the “Romney” comments Nicki made either…in fact, no shade butt I’ve just never really been a Minaj stan…LIL KIM 2012 TBH…in the words of No Doubt, “I’m just a GIF.”)
Just like us, fashionasties.
Well…I’m post-human LBR.
I’m a fucking Andalite that writes “The Quibbler.”
So at a young age (not EVEN puberty yet…butt, two Harry Potter books deep might I add…) “fat” as a negative thing was already being shoved down my throat…what kind of SICK SAD WORLD promotes negative body image?! The one we live in.
BUTT. We have the power to change that…
Shout-out to my H.M.C.I.C. (Head Misery Chick In Charge)
Daria for laying down the law on body image:
It’s EASY to be a hater. ANYONE can be a one. If you’ve got a dial up, a bag of Doritoes, (and a whole lot of BAGGAGE), then YOU TOO can sit behind your desktop and continue being generic.
To paraphrase Mindy Kaling, “YOU’RE boring, contribute something!”
Not that it’s the same thing, but (boring) people come up to me all the time and ask if I’m a boy, or girl. It’s like, I WORK REALLY HARD TO MAKE YOU STARE. CAN YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING LESS GENERIC THAN ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?! And no shade, I think being called a girl IS AMAZING.
In the words of Mykki Blanco, “When femininity is seen as a source of power in black culture, homophobia will no longer exist.” Such a smart dude! And so major to the movement. I mean, that can LITERALLY accolade to every social construct.
There are PLENTY of successful people that aren’t a size carrot:
Gaga even poked fun at all the haters to the island (LOL. SO GOOD, mama monster!):
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