B4 we get this p(f)arty started,
here’s/queer’s another post about teen dream phasion I did this past summer:
U, the reader:
“Here/Queer we are now, Fashionasty Headquarters, entertain us.”
Cum as U R.
What’s on UR Tombstone, fashionasties?!?!
Not that, silly fashionbillies! The only “pizza, pizza, pizza” we ever refer 2 here/queer at Fashionasty Headquarters is this lil boozer, user, and loser:
I don’t know about you fashionasties, butt when I get that hunger pain 2day, U can find me ordering a personal (peter) pan of this:
“I’d rather be hated for who I am, than be loved for who I am not.”
Dubbed the “flagship” for Gen XXX (and the original professor of Seapunk – Katy Perry can send a thank you card to Francis Bean btw), it’s our duty 2 our pootytangs’ fashionasties, that we continue smelling like teen spirit (stick). Here’s/Queer’s some phash-spiration to help u feel like the teen dream sinsation U R!
© JAKE THOMPSON