Hello my darling fashionasties! Readers have been requesting exxxtra condiments at my haute dog stand (if you catch my drift!) and have asked that I put street meats of my personal style & cheat sheet / how-to’s for dressing your tossed salad on the fashionasty run-way for life! Well, well, well, not only am I flattered beyond the burger bun, but I’m going to serve my fashionasties what they’re hungry for on a silver platter!
The new series will be titled: W.W.J.W. (What. Would. Jake. Wear.)??? Ready-2-Scare Collection Volume (###) & (Optional Topic). They can be tips-4-tat or even candid (staged papparazzo cough cough) taxidermies of me, myself, and (th)i(ghs).
W.W.J.W. (What. Would. Jake. Wear.)???:
Fashionasty Ready-2-Scare Collection VOLUME 1
Dear Fashionasty Headquarters,
I recently was photographed wearing my jeggings in TWO Facebook (scandalous!) prof pixxx. How do I fixxx this monstracity and/or what are some quick fashionasty tips to fixxx this fashionasty faux-paw???
Please Help Me!
Hi Jegging(squared), don’t you fret bc there is a solution to EVERY clothing chemistry (s)exxxperiment boiling in your cauldron pot. Firstly, ten points to Ravenclaw! Secondly, the initial step is to note that this isn’t a faux-paw! With our current recession, we’re gonna have to Occupy Our Closets on the double, double, animal style, with a side of thighs more times than we’re used to. It’s OK to spin a fashionasty ouf on the record player runway of your life, and then flip it and repeat it.
Or you can try/thigh this:
Here/Queer’s your look:
OR I think the only problem is that give credit when credit is deserved. If ur channeling 90’s sensation Basketball Diarhheas Leo Dicaprio, then I think this is the ultimate fashionasty solution to Double XXXposure & Profile Pixxx:
© JAKE THOMPSON