If you don’t watch Parks & Recreation’s bi-(curious) now fashionasties, you really probably should. Especially with Season 4 just under w(g)ay and enuff laffs you can go to the bank with, it’s a pretty promising year in Pawnee thus far. Besides teaching us copious amounts of newfound blue collar knowledge once-a-week, the beloved employees of Leslie Knopp’s office – specifically Tom Haverford & Donna Mercedes – delivered us a fashionasty-worthy life lesson sealed in a delicious bubble wrap package this past Wednesday night. It’s called “Treat Yourself” Day.
That’s right, fashionasties.
Living a life of (meaning) access and (designer) baggage is our middle names.
Are you a diva-cup supreme with a few requests?
Steak fillet mignon and some watercress,
Are you serious, do you only shit in a bidet?
– (S)exxxcerpts from my rap alter ego, The Jamburglar.
If the world is truly, madly, deeply, ending in 2k12, Y(SL) naught(y) maxxx out your maxi pad and swipe that plastic between department store’s cracks and stuff. Besides, if the apocalypse – according to Lars Von Trier – is really just around Scotland’s river bend, don’t you think it’s time to turn the titantic around and TREAT YOURSELF?!?!
Here’s/Queer’s some of Fashionasty Headquarter’s favorite T.Y. (Treat Yourselfers):
Y(SL) complain about how many zeros are behind that 1 on that new Yves Saint blouse and become a hero and TREAT YOURSELF.
© JAKE THOMPSON