Pepto-pink hair has been overflowing the toilet bowl of various pop tarts the past couple of months – namely – Katy “I try so hard” Perry. She’ll be scene diarrhea-ing on newstands cum October as the covergrrl for InStyle rag mag. Can a grrl get a bubble tea with a side of e coli, plze?! Besides catchy summer songs this little homophoby phony puts a knot in my stomach. Have we 4gotten that her 2 debutt (craft) singles “Ur So Gay” & “I Kissed A Girl” were (dick) cheesier than a grilled (gov’t) cheeze slamwich? I haven’t!
From right c(l)ockwise:
Nicki – “I use [faggot] in my songs with Eminem butt I don’t actually snatch the cat back” – Minaj.
Katy “I try so hard” Perry.
Lady “I’m capital C – a – p – i – t – a – l – i – z – i – n – g” GaGa.
If you’re gonna do pink, do it justice:
They’re pinky and no brains…
2 R geniuses, they are 3, insane…
C U In Hell,
© JAKE THOMPSON