☠♞✺⌂⊉⌚ ✞he Rap✞ure Is Cumming: Find Ur Inner FI5✞H ELEMEN✞ B4 I✞’s 2 La✞e ☠♞✺⌂⊉⌚


(S)exxxclusive Fashionasty “Multi-pA$$”:

☠♞✺⌂⊉⌚
✞he Rap✞ure Is Cumming:
Find Ur Inner FI5✞H ELEMEN✞ B4 I✞’s 2 La✞e
☠♞✺⌂⊉⌚

In the wurdz of Pauly Shore, or Biodome rather, “It’s the end of the world as we know it.” And no, I’m naught(y) referring to Our Lady Gagalupe’s hyped-til-u-pass-the-peace-pipe “Born This W/Gay” album which faceplants Monday mourning…(which naturally, BTW’s tampon LEAKED!!! on the interwebs two days ago already…) So much for marketing ur maker,
Judass!


I’m tawkin’ ’bout Born (Agains) This Way.
U know, those baptist (no) fun/dumbmentalists who drive out to plateaus in Utah & wait (til marriage) 4 the second cumming of Jesus Christo.

Well, if they wanted to see that,
they should look no further than wat’s in front of their own faces/feces ‘n stuff.
BC, ur only as holy a fool, as ur poo.
See fashionasties, we’re/queer our own personal Jesus.
I can think of at least one other gov’t hooker who shares the same sentiment:


Fashionasty Headquarters sees ur rapture, & wants to raise u a FI5✞H ELEMEN✞, born-agains-this-way. Fashionasties r a non-judgmental institution 4 all things meaty, seedy, & heathen-y A.K.A. all things fabulous. It is my belief that we can’t wait til 2morrow, or the next day, or the next day for something to happen, we need to live in the NOW, the next four minutes and twenty seconds…

One of my favorite films of all time:

Luc Besson’s “FI5✞H ELEMEN✞”…

(which coincidentally happens to be playing on nerdflixxx instanasty as well!)


…shares a very mitosis ideology with fashionasties:

Evil cums every 5000 years. Only wear Jean Paul Gaultier.

‘OW DO WE DO ZAT, FASHIONASTIES?!?!

If G.O.Double.D is gunna judge you…
might as well be caught wearing only the best, right?!?!


See you in hell, fashionasties!

666,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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