Cinco De (Patti) Mayo(nnaise): †equila!

Rather than Guadalajara-ing your poncho and p(f)artaking in some of the racist festivities u will most likely encounter in downtown today fashionasties, celebrate Cinco de (Patti) Mayo(nnaise) instead with: dah dun dah dah dah dun dun dun…
†EQUILA!!!
(And Doug Funnie, of course. Duh!)

1). POLKA (UR OWN) SALSA!


Garfield would be offended if u scatted on the healthy notion of sandwich addiction! Don’t act like a manwich between ur thighs isn’t the best lunch substitute on the glitter planet! What’s better than being the bologna in ur wonder bread?! Sprinkle ur spectacle with some polka dot pants & miracle ur own whip! Watash! Now ur ready for step two, fashionasties!

2) BOW TIE PA$TA & TEQUILA!


It’s what’s for dinner.
Put on ur sund(g)ays best fashionasties, & have a (3-12) shot(s) of golden courage!
Ties are drab, butt bow ties are fab!!!


Lo siento para the minuscule post today! I’ve been havin’ a madd hankerin’ for a blender full of margaritas all day & I’m too (s)excited to write!!!

XXX,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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