Naughty Bi-(Curious) Nature: Branding Beastiality & Embracing The Animal Inside U


Homosexuality is well documented in over 500 species. 

Butt, homophobia only (s)exists in 1.


Fashionasty Headquarters Presents:

Naughty Bi-(Curious) Nature:
Branding Beastiality & Embracing The Animal Inside U

Let’s phase it, fashionasties:

Fashionasty is well documented in over 500 species, butt fashionasty-phobia only (s)exists in 1.

It’s lurking in ur fur-trimmed ferns. Barebacking ur garden gnomes. Hiding in ur gardens. Ur SAVAGE gardens.

Butt, what’s a fashionasty to do??? Rather than getting mad, let’s get GLAAD.

GLAAD in the (es)sense that ur simplicity in accepting how fashionasty u r makes you the king/queen of ur own pride rock already. And knowing that, maybe naught(y) everybody is as fashionasty as we r, (yet!), they r getting there. It’s time to turn Charles Darwin’s dirty sanchez upside down and brand ur own beasts, fashionasties. If h8erz r already h8in’, it’s only becuz they are bi-curious, bi-nature about the fabulous Y – O – U. Their lion hasn’t slept tonight, and they definitely haven’t cum out of their fashionasty closet…

If humans practice homophobia, than that’s one organized religion I don’t wanna preach, papi! It’s time to reject everythang human, and in the words of Olivia Newton John…

“Let’s. Get. Animal.”

Fashionasties, with no further adou-(doo), embrace the
ANIMAL
inside
U.



So cuddle up to your cub tonight!

(Apparently, we’re supposed to get a winter facial from Father Nature tonight! Prematurely, of course! Ugh! This bi-curious weather REALLY needs to decide if it’s Team Jacob or Team Edward). 

XOXO,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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One Response to Naughty Bi-(Curious) Nature: Branding Beastiality & Embracing The Animal Inside U

  1. towanda says:

    ☂℮@μ נαк℮

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