Snatch Ur CΔT Back: Pussy Kuntrol

[Photo by Amalia Nicholson of Double Vision]

INT. SPY HAUS – DAY

AMALIA
I’m allergic to CATtiness.

JAKE
Me too…I think I need a lint roller!

Fashion(s)caties
n. / adj.
1. Opposite of Fashionasties
2) Bitches with Badditude/Cattitude
ex. “There’s some fashion(s)caties at this party.”

What’s that fashion(s)caties? Scat got ur tongue?!

With MNFashionWk in full force,
fashionasties are gonna have to keep a fresh boxxx of litter on hand to clean up all the cattiness that may/might recieve from fashion(s)caties!

Fashionasty Presents:
Snatch Ur CΔT Back: Pussy Kuntrol

[“Prince of Pussy” Original (f)Art by Jake] 

There’s two reasons Y(SL), Fashion(s)caties (s)exist:

1) Fashion(s)caties r hungry.

More often than naught(y), fashion (s)cats r slaves 4 ads. So rather than munching on some meow mix before a fashion show, they fill up on fashion mag fads (i.e. thinspiration) instead. No kibbles and all bits! And we all know if a fashionasty doesn’t have their khampagne (enema) & kaviar (and eat it too!), our kat would come out of that snatch’s closet, full claws and all. Butt we amuse our bouches everyd(g)ay to keep our felines full.

2) Fashion(s)caties don’t clean out their litter boxxxes.

If you think ur shit doesn’t stink, than ur basket-cat-case for a smelly situation! Fashion(s)caties cuntinue shitin’ on fashionasties, but fail to remember to hoe their own droppings. If you let ur poo stack, that’s whack!!!


[Video Archive from Andrew Boos]

HELLO K(SH)ITTY!!!

[“Hello Shitty” Original (f)Art by Jake]

What fashion(s)caties need is a CΔTtiude adjustment!!!

[Pee & Poo & Everyone We Know]

How do they do this???

FASHION(S)CATIES NEED TO
SNATCH THEIR CΔT BACK
&
KUNTROL THEIR PUSSIES!!!

Believe u, me, no one’s gonna wanna snatch ur (litter) boxxx, if u’ve got a baditude/catitude. If u allow urself to chase the mice, lick the warm’s goat milk, and pass the katnip pipe, and let ur cat down…u can be a BADASS and naught(y) a FADASS. Wear ur cat fashions on ur sleeve naught(y) ur on ur attitude.


UR PURRFECT JUST AS U R!!!


This post approved by the C.S.I.C. (Cat Snatcher In Charge) Khia:

XOXO,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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