Drop Dead Gorgeous: Skulls & Bone(r)s

Are you rotting? Wilting? Dying?!
Is this winter-spring trannysition KILLIN’ U, fashionasties?!

R mixxxed messages from Mama Nature confusing ur weather orientation as of late? Y(SL) hasn’t Minneapolis figured out whether or not it wants to be a spring hen so all the fashionasty chickens of the Gemini Cities can get their spring boners on?

Well, I hear/queer u at Fashionasty Headquarters and I nod my glittery skullcap to ur spring boners. What better w(g)ay 2 prepare for spring than to be (re)born this w(g)ay first? In the words of En Vogue, “free ur mind, and the rest will follow!” If u allow urself to kill anything negative in ur nelly from this past winter, u’ll be able to DIE another d(g)ay, and LIVE 4ever. In order to live haute in the fashionasty fast food lane, u have to be willing to die hard(core)!

So how does a fashionasty dive six(ty-nine) feet under ghoulishly, butt glamorously at the same time?!

WE GET RIGHT DOWN TO OUR SKIN & BONE(R)S!


NAUGHT(Y) TO BE CONFUSED WITH THIS LOOK:


Let death becum u, so that u can rise from this winter’s ashes and blossom into the beautiful phoenix u know u r this spring bone(r)!!!

Thanxxx to Sis†er Sissy for the photos!!!

XOXO,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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One Response to Drop Dead Gorgeous: Skulls & Bone(r)s

  1. Sakari says:

    Looooooove that outfit! Miss you guys!

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