Scrunchy Meats Girl: Fashionasty Hairapy


Whale-spouts. Side-ponies. French-twists.

Sigh.

Can’t live with them, can’t live without them….

Are your dead fashionasty follicles suffering from this bad winterance, fashionasties? Well, you’ve cum to the RIGHT DIGITAL SALON.

FASHIONASTY HAIRAPY.

If you’re like me, u either haven’t washed ur hair in ten days, OR it looks like an african macaw projectile vomited pomegranate juice on half ur head. Butt IT’S OKAY.

IF U LIKE IT, THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A SCRUNCHY ON IT.

Lark! The (Lisa) Turtle-head sings!

Move over Blossom, this is a Scrunchy Potion 6(9)!

So ur a meth addict!
At least u gotta a scrunchy from the Full Haus Collection.

Scrunchies (s)explain it all.

My So-called Scrunchy Life.

Welcum to the Haus of Scrunchy.

O boi, looking at all these scrunchies is making me hungry for a Cheezy Gordita Scrunch!

Happy Scrunchin’!

XOXO,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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One Response to Scrunchy Meats Girl: Fashionasty Hairapy

  1. amalia/ddvv says:

    I don’t know if I would consider Dawn Wiener’s bobbles a scrunchie, but damn if it isn’t perfection. Makes me wanna run to 7-mile fashion RIGHT NOW.

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