Poo Poo Ca Choo Choo Couture

If you haven’t already figured it out fashionasties, we’re THE SHIT

So, what’s on the menu for today’s All U Can Read Butt-fet?! I hope you’ve gotta serious case of the munchies fashionasties, because I’m serving up the quilted quicker picker supper: Poo Poo Ca Choo Choo Couture on a silver platter.

This entree wouldn’t be a satiating (s)experience without putting the plunger in the paws of the #1 Luver of Poo:

Towanda LaMay.

[Photos by Ellen Dahl Lawson]

U may not have made page 6 my love, butt u’ll always be page 69 in my fashionasty book.

“Butt what’s Poo Couture?!”

Poo Couture is the scat’s meow and ur purrfect, baby! Before you flush this post down the drain – stop and remember that fashionasties NEVER should wipe their dirty sanchez’s in regret. There’s something Charmin’ about (s)ex(y)cretements. If you’re gonna own being THE SHIT, than you gotta be willing to own up that your roses really smell like boo boo, too.

Let’s take a stoll over to the – as Filipino’s call it – “Comfort Room.”


AKA the (water)Loo, the Can(-can), the John(son), the Bathroom and repeat after me: Sashay, Bidet!


))<>((,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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3 Responses to Poo Poo Ca Choo Choo Couture

  1. Sakari says:

    AMAZING.

    Miss you guys!

  2. Holly says:

    My favorite part is how you linked a Jewel video on here.

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