Inevitably, it turns out to be somewhat of a disappointment every time because there are never any bears. Just twinkies and ho-hos watching Gaga videos on loop at the bar booth.
In the event that you DO have a Bear Night to attend in the woods, what does a fashionasty wear, one may ask? Besides being the dancer to their dark, you need to get the honey out of the pot, for starters. Meaning, you need to get to the oozey goo of your sticky predickament and (honey)comb out all the hives. Bears are friendly and sweet as honey, so it’s probably a good idea to leave your Queen Bee cattitude at the door, otherwise this could happen:
Ur typical go to would probably consist of a flannel and maybe (s)expose some curly cue french fries on ur hairy skillet. Butt – think outside the OutHaus of Bear Fashion, fashionasties…
EMBRACE THE BEAR.
© JAKE THOMPSON