La Hymen: Like A (Peggy) Virgin…

I had written Peggy a love letter the night before the pAAArty:

Dear Peggy,

I want our first night together to be xxxciting.

XO,

Jake

XXXciting was an understatement.


Like a Peggy virgin, we made it (drive) thru (window) the wilderness. Somehow we made it thru…

Thanxxx for breaking my Peggy hymen!!!


XXX,

©
JAKE THOMPSON

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Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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2 Responses to La Hymen: Like A (Peggy) Virgin…

  1. amalia/ddvv says:

    when bad eyebrows happen to sort of good people.

  2. Rugburns says:

    AAAAAAAAAAbbsolutey FAAAAAAABBBBuloussss……
    I used to call myself “The Cherry Picker” in high school. It was great nabbing yours!

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