Hairy Potheads & the Deadly Bowels Pt. 1

It’s that time of month, fashionasties: Are you bleeding as much as we are over the premiere of Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Part 1. Butt be careful, watch out for Voldemort – he can smell your beef curtains from a mile a-thigh away and if you aren’t PURE, he’s gunna avada ur kadavra if you know what I mean!

Nerd Nasty with the original house bunny of Richmond, VA(gina): the Panty Lioness

My B.F.F.A.E. “The Panty Lioness,” and I were flyin’ fly like it’s Quidditch at the witchin’ hour at the midnight showing in Richmond, VA(gina).

Dressed to the nines in garbs that even Fairuza Balk wouldn’t be able to bind, we were YSL as told by ESL thru the lenses of Voldemort and Hairy Pothead. You fancy, huh?

Needless to say, we laffed, we cried, and I can’t believe my entire (s)existance will be summed up in July when part 2 cums out in theaters. What will I have to look forward to?

Chamber of secret(ion)s,

XOXO,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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