Maybe Alanis Morissette and I have a lot more in common than I originally anticipated…Isn’t it ironic that Gaga OWNS everything?!?! Don’t get me wrong, I’m obsessed with Mother Monster, and I blog about her almost every other day…
Butt, here at Fashionasty Headquarters, I’m starting to think she is the Mulder to my Scully. Mad (se)X-Files are going on. I’m starting to hallucinate fleeting moths beyond the glitter horizon that’s how bananas things have been as of late (period)…
The Haus of Gaga are like aliens. (S)extra terrestrials that happen to know what the hap(py meal)s is 24/7/365 before everyone else. Glitter Nation was going to get BFF Unicorn Tattoos, butt Gaga beat us to the punch with her “Born This W(G)ay” tat stamped on her upper thigh.
And then I wanted to start a street meat website where I modeled raw steaks. Well, well, well, would you look at who raced to the top of the rat race before I could get my faux paws on that shit:
Whatever. She looks DOPE. I love you Our Lady of Gagalupe.
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