Glitter Nation with Danny Tamberelli.
R U Afraid of the Dark?!
Well get over it! Like Sodomy & Gomorrah, just put ur head in the pillow and scream. It will all be over soon (that’s what she said!)…
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story…
Of Chasing Danny Tamberelli’s Tail…
That’s right fashionasties…we don’t mean to gloat…butt, Glitter Nation lived out all their wildest (wet) dreams on the Eve of July 9th. Scat Life met Gak Life on a bicycle built for retards at a 90’s themed party. For most fashionasties, we are stuck in the 90’s, so going to a 90’s party isn’t really a stretch because you still watch Clueless, eat Mentos, and listen to La Bouche religiously. Regardless, GN was on full prowl patrol and donnin’ some of our fashionastiest garbs yet:
Is this is forbidden love (amor prohibito) then I don’t want permitted love! Robyn Craddles gets it so right in this “tex-mex-Madonna” Selena ensemble!
Bidi bidi bom(b) bom(b)!
Somebody stop him! The Hamburglar
will make you green with envy in this Stanley Ipkiss get-up.
Diet Squirt is pageant ready as she dons the
90s most controversial unsolved mystery (meat): Jean Benet Rasmey!
Watch out, OJ!
So just know fashionasties that if you just put on your Quailman costume, or wear ur Clarissa Explains It All biker tights…all ur dreams can and DO cum true.
© JAKE THOMPSON