Raw raw fashion baby…
Put down your iceberg wedges fashionasties, and put on your thinking caps!
The Hamburglar has a simple question he’d like to pose:
Do you want to be remembered as a fashun faux paw one-hit (Stevie) wonder?…
Or, do you want to be a LIVING LEGEND???
A Living Legend – (i.e. Grace Jones, David Bowie, Madonna, Dolly Parton, Twiggy, etc.) at one point or another, used personal style to get ahead.
In fashionasties’ terminology – a living legend – is a someone who actually gets ahead by using a Head of Lettuce. We’re talking Living fashion glitter babes!
☮ Flower Power! ☮
It’s natural, orga(sm)ic, and completely inexpensive! You will be the Queen Honey Bee of the Flower Patch because you will be keepin’ it real by keepin’ it local, while thinkin’ global. And every fashionasty knows that someday, we’ll rule the world!
The Hamburglar (Baby’s Breathe) & Robyn Craddles
(Birds of Paradise) represent their Pollen Pride in Petal Pandamonium!
So next time your at the Farmer’s Market, or you have bananas that have gone bad, or you can’t stomach V8 and get your 4-5 servings of vegetables per day, then just slap it on your skin and walk the fashionasty scat walk!
Radiccio, Endive, Butter Lettuce…your pantries the limit! So get out your food stamps and trample the competish and be the fashionastiest Living Lëgënd alive!
© JAKE THOMPSON