▲▲▲ Illuminaughty ▲▲▲

Keep one (all-seeing) eye open fashionasties.
As of June 23rd, The Haus of Glitter
is alive and living under one roof!

We may have missed the frappiest cappachino: Goldfrapp’s show…butt, we had the BEST. REUNION/NYTE. EVER.

The more famous you become fashionasties, haters will try and take you down. It’s just a fact of life. The natural order of things. But lucky you! You’re part of the Glitterati! Post-Humanism is so much more radical than the story of Jesus anyway! With the power of the Illuminaughty on your side, you’ll be able to fend off the dark forces of evil by being the Eviliest of the Kenevils yourself! Why prepare urself for doom, when Y-O-U can be the Queen of Doom?!?! We’re not sayin’ to spread ur legs for satan, we’re just sayin’ you can’t play the fool and glitter babes got to stick up for eachother. No more girl-on-girl hate. If someone calls your friend a tranny (in a homophobic way of course, because we think being called a tranny is of the highest honor and compliment fyi) just tap into your third (Reich) eye and give them ur WRATH back times two. No one should ever feel the hate!!! Usually they are just projecting their own insecurities onto someone as fabulous as yourself. So you continue to paint lightening bolts on your face and pair fringe with biker shorts. Your day will cum fashionasties, so wear yourself proud and align your chakras. The Illuminaughty is WATCHING!





About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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