¡Glitter Revolución!

Glitter Nation’s Guide 2 Graduation GalaXXXy & Beyond
Top Ten (Just the) Tips On How 2 Have a Suckcessfull
Graduation/Reunion/Vagaytion in the Valley of the Dolls…

(Burger Butties Friends Forever)
10) Go to In ‘N Out Burger no more than 5 minutes after steppin’ off the plane at L.A.X. (with a wet dream in your cardigan). Duh.
9) Now this is a VERY detailed and strategic formula to make at home, but it is assured to be the best summer drink last chance summer dance, so HATERS NEED TO BACK OFF. Anyways…pay attention close. It’s VERY difficult: Sweet Tea + Grey Goose. Done deal.

8) Go to Hollywood Blvd & pose with out-of-this-world friends sans tipping! Oh my!

7) Meet the Hulk. Who coincidentally happens to be the founder of Burning Man…
6) Strut your stuff on the Hollywood (scat)walk of Shame! You stayin’ at the Hilton or you stayin’ at the Hyatt?
5) Find Michael Myers. And then eat lunch with him.
4) Make all your wettest and wildest dreams cum true.
…and then befriend them during karaoke hour…

…then scissor sister each other in the back of the bus. Wizard 2 wizard!
3) Drive around in search of ice cream with Icelandic Elves that can play a mean pan-flute!

2) Wine ‘N Dine with Soju Boi!

1) Dress like Avatar and you are guaranteed to make 699 new friends!

This vagaytion was much needed by the (gold) members of Glitter Nation and sistahs got each other’s backs 4 lyfe! Hos before Bros! We are in a polyamorous relationship and we love each other and love you!
I will part you with the magnifying sounds of the Original Diva Cup Supreme:




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