Put down the miracle whip for a New York minute Fashionasties, because we here at Glitter Nation Headquarters need to put the spotlight on one of our most loyal ladies – who consequentially is also a member of the Glitterati (our Band of Out(of the closet)siders / Army front we are building to make peace in the cheddar cheese and sprinkle glitter across the globe).
With no further adou, we present to you:
MEGHAN “THE MASCOT” MCGINTY MEAL.
Pictured above with an oh-so-crispy $100.
She used one to tip the server (and the other to wipe her ass!)
Now that’s the definition of a fashionasty feline!
What makes this trick biotch so bitchin’?! She embodies – scratch that – she BRANDS herself under the Fashionasty Lifestyle entirely.
1) She not only talks the talk – if you’re lucky enough, you’ll have the pleasure of splitting a carafe of PBR’s with this wondrous gem. And she’ll simultaneously give you dating and spiritual advice, (where she coined the infamous legendary quote that has been inducted into the Haus of Glitter for eternity “Genius’ on the Verge of Insanity”…) and she also uses a systematic approach at getting any man after midnight with her easy to follow equation:
E($L) = Mc(Ginty)2
With this simple calculation, she has maxed out her maxi pad on the prowl patrol scene and guarantees that you too, can swipe your pl(a$$)tic between the sheets one hundred proof. You’ll be the happiest of the happy meals on the burger block. Try it. Live it. Love it.
2) Besides talkin’ the talk, this burger supreme also walks the (scat)walk – sometimes in full Mascot Ready-To-Wear costumes. Now if you’ve ever taken the (scat)walk of shame the morning after, McGinty Meal takes the cake (and eats it too!) She once walked home in these Ready-To-Scare garbs from a.m. to p.m.
Move over Tony the Tiger! McGinty Meal’s looks are grrrrrrreat!
Smells like Teen Spirit (Stick!)
We love you McGinty Meal & every way. And we wouldn’t want you any other gay!
© JAKE THOMPSON