TRANOREXIC

“Excuse me Mr. Officer, I didn’t mean to get into a gender bender…”
More often than not, we here at Glitter Nation get asked the question, “Are you a boy, or are you a girl?” while stomping in our street wear down 5th Avenue like the hot SOBs that we are.
Part of being fashionasty is defying gender. There should be NO limits and NO restrictions to your fun when it comes to fashion and living the dream.
Androgyny is in! Conventionality is out! Take a bite of your burger outside the box and play up your feminine and/or masculine condiments. We have no concept of gender (or when to cut off our tab at the bar!)
If you think you are reaching R Kelly status aka trapped-in-the-closet, and are a gay man trapped in a woman’s body, or a lesbian trapped in a gay man’s body, you have come to the right people! So lather up the Man-naise and strap on your (Slim) Jimmy Choos and be the fabulous T-R-A-N-N-Y WRECK that you can be. We are Glitter Nation and we’re here to recruit you!

Jessica Rabbit and Trannysaurus Rex!

Gay-Bra on the loose!

Screw Atkins and the South Beach diet! Go Tranorexic!
(FYI: Always support your local strippers, and stimulate the economy! They are working clA$$ and you are working trash!)

JurA$$IC Park

Trannys just want to have fun!

Are you the Sarah to our Palin?

I want to dance with a tranny! I want to feel the heat with a tranny!

Olivia Newton John says: Let’s get Trannycal!

So stop counting your calories and start counting how many numbers you’ll be getting when you take the TRANNY CHALLENGE!!!
XX or XY,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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