It’s pretty obvious that this saucy Columbian condiment likes it whenever, wherever. However, this little cheesy fiesta potato threw us for a(n onion ring) loop when she goes Lesbionix in her newest (and juiciest, bacon double) single “She-Wolf.”
We are all about the Barbarella thing, but with underlying queercentric lyrics like, “There’s a She-Wolf in the closet…” All of us at Fashionasty Headquarters ponder the simple notion, QUE?!?!
Shakira-Shakira, are you coming out of the closet?! Are you going south of the Equator?! Are you telling us you like Gazpacho now?! Is your new favorite book series Twatlight?! Is your next single going to be “Total Tulips of The Heart”?! Or is this a plea for beastiality?!
Either way, we are ALL about you Shaq.
And we fully endorse how the Full Moon morphs you into a pin-up She-Taco predator in clear-plastic porn stalletos on prowl patrol.
Dirty to my Sanchez,
© JAKE THOMPSON