The Highlight(er) Of Ur Fashionasty Life

It’s a burger!

It’s a hotdog blimp!

No – wait! 

It’s a FASHIONASTY IN NEON!!!

 

There is just something about sucking in the belly, and squeezing into your neon denim, that makes you feel like the Burger Queen that you are. A Superhero (Gyro) of sorts if you will.

 

Hightlighting your a$$ets in bright colors makes a (bank) statement. It showcases your full menu, and allows your customers to Supersize their order, at no extra cost.

 

So next time you find yourself trapped in the closet, rummaging through all your fashionasties, seize anything neon and prepare yourself for the meat locker. You will be getting the BIG MAC in ways your fashionasty mind never thought possible! 

Spotted: Neon Nymph on prowl patrol!


 

AC Slater is saved by the Neon (Taco) Bell.

If you like it, then you should’ve put some NEON on it.

XOXO,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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