Don’t Blow Ur Load

Prepare urself fashionasties.

Popular five-star restaurant Burger King – famous for their flame-broiled beauties and trademarking the timeless catchphrase: “Have it Ur (G)ay” – is introducing a new Food Belly Baby that is sure to BLOW UR MIND.
The renowned and seasoned chef formerly known as The Whopper Jr. released a statement to the public: “You no longer need to booty call Mark Wahlberg. This mouth-watering sensation will do the nasty times seven. And will call you the morning after too. Plus, it comes fully equipped with a bottomless supply of condiments. What more can you ask for?”
We at Glitter Nation couldn’t agree more. 


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This post is approved by the Burger King Kids Club.

Red Wining & Fine Dining,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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