Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s METALLIC.

A vital component to living the Fashionasty lifestyle, is simply, living in the fast (food) lane (chain)…getting on the A List, spending copious amounts of money (that you don’t have), but all the while, turning heads at the party, and ensuring everyone that you infact, own a yacht.

To play it up and dress the part, every fashionasty NEEDS to at least have one item in the METALLICKNASTY department. We’re talking liquid gold, spray-on silver, lubricated bronze, shimmering copper, etc. The more sparkly, the better.

Do anything metallicknasty at your next cocktail party, and you too, can give off a level of sophistication and clA$$ that you’re counterburgers would kill to have.

just don’t contract swin flu from dollar bills -yo

“We got enough lettuce to support our shoe fetish!”




About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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