A vital component to living the Fashionasty lifestyle, is simply, living in the fast (food) lane (chain)…getting on the A List, spending copious amounts of money (that you don’t have), but all the while, turning heads at the party, and ensuring everyone that you infact, own a yacht.
To play it up and dress the part, every fashionasty NEEDS to at least have one item in the METALLICKNASTY department. We’re talking liquid gold, spray-on silver, lubricated bronze, shimmering copper, etc. The more sparkly, the better.
Do anything metallicknasty at your next cocktail party, and you too, can give off a level of sophistication and clA$$ that you’re counterburgers would kill to have.
just don’t contract swin flu from dollar bills -yo
© JAKE THOMPSON