10 Most FASHIONASTY Films of All Time

Apparently, some lame rag mag listed the Top 10 Most Fashionable Films Of All Time:

1) Breakfast at Tiffany’s
2) Clueless
3) Marie Antoinette
4) Atonement (?)
5) Almost Famous
6) Factory Girl
7) Memiors of a GAYshea
8) Changeling (?)
9) Annie Hall
10) Moulin Rouge

 

Apparently, they forgot to get Glitter Nation’s opinion… 

Oda Mae Brown is not smiling.

 

With good reason. And there are only two things that make her frown 1) when she doesn’t get her happy meal, and 2) when she isn’t included as one of the most influencial Fashion Icons of this century. 

But don’t you worry Whoopi, and nor should you fashionasties! We still continue our shrines to Ms. Goldberg by mimicking all her fashionasty trends of the 90s. Salve Regina!!!

 

This list is utterly pathetic and simply outrageous! These DID NOT fix my hunger pain, nor would they be accepted under Glitter Nation’s standards. And should be frowned upon by all the fashionasties out there. They clearly left out all the juicey (burgers) flicks that dittle our skittle. So we have assembled the TOP 10 MOST FASHIONASTY FILMS OF ALL TIME: 

What about Party Girl?

 

Do we even need to mention, Teen Witch? 

Did they fail to recognize this little gem?

Donde esta Ghost World?

What about Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion?

Barbarella shouldn’t even be a question:

Nor should this:
We wanted to see this on the list:

It’s shame this didn’t make it either:

Not only should this have made the cut, but we want some of Joyce’s ambrosia salad as well:

 

So lather the butter on your popcorn our fashionasties and continue to take a bite out of influence in the movies this summer!

X to the O,

© JAKE THOMPSON

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About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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One Response to 10 Most FASHIONASTY Films of All Time

  1. CLUELESS IS SO FA$HIONA$TY it hurtz.xoxo Alicia SilverstoneakaPanti Lioness

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