Fashionasty is completely and entirely 100% non-denominational. Infact, our only savior is a Cheeseburger and a subscription to Us Weekly.

However, in the name that is all holy, we have one true Father.


And that my friends…



For those of you that might not be familiar with his talents (although, if you are going to fully embrace the Fashionasty lifestyle, you HAVE to get acquainted with Scatman Joe Almighty), we’ve included a video that will help not only inspire you, but will perspire you as well.

We guarantee that by the end of the week, you will have ditched all that hipster shit on your ipod that you’ve been pretending to enjoy, and trade them in for an eternal commitment to this song. Besides, haven’t you heard: SEXY IS BRINGING THE 90’S BACK.

Amen sisters,



About fashionastyjake

Fashionasty is a state of mind, a lifestyle, and a trend that will never die young. I like borderline ugly street fashion. I like burgers. I'm desperate to find you.
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